I started a new feature last month where I listed 10 of the newest British Porn DVD’s released in August 2011.

In terms of views / traffic, the post was well received, clocking up an impressive amount of visitors. However, not a single person purchased any of the DVDs. Shock horror.

I had a think about this – I mean, I put quite a bit of effort into that post, so to think it missed the mark completely is pretty disappointing.

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often

But, not to be defeated, I have come up with a revised plan for porn posting success.

So I thought about it and I figure when I buy porn, whether by signing up to a website, buying an adult DVD or paying per minute on a VOD site, I want to see a preview and get a feel for what I am buying.

God knows there is enough shit porn out there. Video covers just aren’t enough.

The guy’s over at HotMovies.com – an American site, think a paid version of youporn or the like – realised that bloggers like me who are posting up their films want a little more than a cover shot we can find at any old site.

So they have started offering some pretty decent tools to help showcase their movies, which I have used for this post.

I have produced a 30 second trailer of each movie – sometimes 2 trailers if I really wanted to show off the film.

Which movie do I recommend?

Honestly, for me it’s a bit of a no brainer. By far and away my favourite movie of this month has to be: Young Harlots – Dirty Business.

The more eagle eyed or regular viewer will have spotted this was featured in my August porn DVD post, and yeah… I guess it’s technically not from September… but it fucking rocks and has the best sex and hottest British porn stars right now.

The production values are high, the costumes (plenty of schoolgirl fun) suit me to a tee, and the tease is as good as the filth. Even the acting’s half decent.

Oh yeah, and it has the super slutty Geordie pornstar Syren Sexton in it. Need I say more?

No one pays for porn anymore

But wait.

Why the fuck would I want to pay for porn when it’s all free on youporn?

Well if you want the latest British porn you have a few options:

1. Wait about 3-6 months and pray it turns up on a tube site
2. Download it as a torrent, if you have access to those sites
3. Borrow it off a perverted friend / colleague
4. Head on down to your local adult shop and buy it – presuming you even know the film exists
5. Watch it on the internet at your convenience via HotMovies.com – for a small fee

Now don’t get me wrong, DVD’s have their place. No one want’s to spend 10 minutes logging into a website, choosing a scene, waiting for it to buffer and only then beginning to enjoy watching the latest filth, with your partner sat quickly losing his/her mood as you fanny about with the mouse and keyboard.

If you are lucky enough to be watching porn on a regular basis with your partner, then do us all a favour and buy the DVD. You will thank me for that little tip later

But if you have the luxury of a quiet room/office, a few minutes to yourself for your own selfish pleasure and of course, you are horny as fuck at the very thought of watching the latest British sluts ravishing some horny fuckers cock, then get yourself over to HotMovies right now … oh and did I forget to mention, if you use my link you also get 20 minutes FREE with your first purchase?

Do As Your Told

The Pure Girls, and all girl production, brings to you a movie full of tease, temptation and ultimate pleasure. Set in a dark grimy cage, with dirty walls and only the sound of footsteps can be heard. The girls are being watched. But what happens next when they are caught fucking each other? The smell of sex in the room is left lingering. Can you smell it? This movie will leave you hardened and begging for more. So step inside the world of the pure girls and let them fuck you up.

Staring: Angel Long, Lolly Badcock, Michelle B, Isabelle Ice, Jay Romer, Leigh Logan

Sex Therapist 1

Neil Down and Phil Mycok are two sex therapists who receive constant requests from women across the country in need of assistance, whether it is to learn new techniques, satisfy a fantasy, or simply an excuse to fuck a stranger!

Scene One
Phoebe is a nurse at the local hospital, and after working long hours caring for others needs, she enlists the help of the sex therapist (Neil Down) to talk about her needs. After admitting she’s very lonely it’s not long until Neil has her fingering her tight pussy whilst sucking his cock. She moans loudly whilst Neil flicks his tongue over her clit, slipping it inside her to taste her sweet juices. They get into a 69er, with Neil fingering her ass before she takes over, slipping her own fingers inside. She works her tongue around his cock, taking it deep inside her throat and playing with its head. He then fucks her missionary before taking her from behind. She commands to be fucked harder, her tits bouncing with each pounding he gives her, making her moan even more. Next Phoebe is on the sofa using a vibrator on herself when Phil Mycok joins her and makes her moan using the toy on her before she rides his fuck stick on the floor. Neil takes over for an anal pounding and some double penetration with the vibrator, before a spit roast with both Neil and Phil to help finish her off, taking a facial and an ass splattering of spunk.

Scene Two
Belinda works in a bed shop, and ever since she caught a couple of customers fucking on a bed, she’s been encouraging others to do the same. Neil and Phil visit her to film a case study for other patients in the same predicament, and with so many beds to choose from, they jump in one and soon enough Belinda is taking Neil’s cock deep in her mouth. Neil repays the favor with a huge dildo fucking of her tiny shaven pussy. She then bounces up and down on his dick before being driven into from behind until he shoots a thick load over her face. Phil steps in and gently flicks his tongue over her clit, making her moan with pleasure as he does so. Belinda then goes down on his cock, making it grow harder all the time until he is ready to fuck her tight hole. He gives her a good hard fucking on the mattress before reaching his limit.

Scene Three
Heather is feeling under the weather, so the sex therapists pay her a home visit. Teaching her how to breathe through her nose better, Neil forces her head down onto his cock which she sucks like a pro. Once Neil is satisfied with that course of treatment, he moves on to slide a large dildo deep inside her pussy, making her moan loudly whilst she slips a finger in her ass. She plays with the dildo herself before being fucked from behind against the sofa, switching to ride him, bouncing up and down before taking a jizz load to the face. Then Phil takes over, licking her out and offering his cock for sucking before driving into her moist hole and fucking her ass hard, inducing a huge cumshot which lands on her chest.

Scene Four
Jenny has never reached penetrative orgasm, and really wants to see if it’s possible, so the sex therapists head round to offer a helping hand or two! Neil gets straight in there, licking her ass and pussy, getting it nice and moist before sliding in a dildo, with Jenny working her tongue over his cock with ease. He then fucks her in several positions, making her moan with pleasure as he thrusts from behind her. Phil joins in for a double cock sucking and spit roast ending in a butt covering cum shot.

Staring: Jenny, Heather, Belinda, Phoebe (i), Neil Down, Phil Mycok

Bust Lust 2

Horny little sluts love to get fucked hard and fast in this classy, whether you love small pert tits or huge bouncing mummeries, we have the ultimate in breast worship that will guarantee to satisfy any man’s boob fixation. Watch and be in awe of Gazzman’s Bust Lust 2.

Stars: John Strong, Tony De Sergio, Marco Banderas, Evanni Solei, Ally Style, Alexia Rae, Ella Milano, Lexi Bloom

Lara’s World Of Uniforms

Fan’s of Lara Latex (of which I am one) won’t be disappointed. A great video with some great scenes – and typical of Jim Slip, plenty of fingers in knickers fun.

Enter Lara’s World of Uniforms and see the UK’s favorite fetish models dressed to thrill! Leggy Lara and the stunning Holly Kiss are dressed in vintage RAF uniforms with seamed stockings in the stunning opening scene. You’ll be flying high and tugging on your joystick watching their erotic lovemaking.

Then Lee indulges his filthy fantasy of wife India dressing up in full riding outfit, complete with whip. Lara and India put on a girly show for him, and pretty soon he’s taking them both over the jumps! Leo has a fetish for old-fashioned 1950s nurse’s uniforms with starched white hats and aprons. As nurses Paige and Lara tend to his every need, we can see that his temperature’s not the only thing rising.

Matt enjoys an older woman/younger girl fantasy, with Lara as the headmistress and gorgeous Roemie dressed as a college girl. Then Matt steps in to give both the girls a lesson that they’ll never forget.

Finally, Lara’s old friends Jayce and Monty are pleased that Lara has decided upon being a naughty little French maid for them both. Lara is also pleased when the two well-hung guys give her a hard and deep spit roasting. If hot women in uniform float your boat, grab an oar and get rowing!

Stars: Lee, Leo Pops, Holly Kiss, Lara Latex, Jayce, Matt, Paige, Monty, India, Roemie Thompson

Young Harlots – Dirty Business

PICK OF THE POST

More devious adolescents have enrolled into the academy of Young Harlots with a newfound craving to fulfill – to seduce their perverted teachers into performing on their own porn website! These cunning Harlots are out to sell sex. Pretty young faces are squirted with white creamy cum, uniforms are ripped open to reveal pert round breasts, asses are stretched by huge man meats and no hole is left un-fucked. These sluts have learned and obeyed all the lessons taught and have graduated into fine whores. These business-minded sex kittens want your cocks hard for Young Harlots – Dirty Business.

Stars: Ivana, George Uhl, Rachel Evans, Clarke Kent, Zuzana Z., Syren Sexton, Megan Coxxx, Nataly Von, Danny D.

Just Girls Too

In this second edition of Pete’s “Just Girls” series, we’re treated to a collection of scenes starring only the top British porn stars! From solo scenes to down and dirty girl-girl sex sprinkled with some messy fetish play, all bases are covered!

Stars: Tammie Lee, Lolly Badcock, Cate Harrington, Shay Hendrix, Natalia X, Tara Sparx

Up Your Alley 1

These guys have taken a good few pointers from the Ben Dover crew, and sure enough there’s plenty of gonzo style porn on offer here.

However, I have included a clip here of the sort of time wasting bull shit that isn’t so bad on DVD but is fucking horrific when you are paying per minute. Expect to skip over the talky bull shit on this one, but the banging of obvious British hookers is quite entertaining when it gets going.

This is definitely up your alley mate! This movie features four… count ‘em – four smoking hotties that get smooth talked into the steamiest situations ever – and it has nothing to do with the bathhouse we visited, either! They show us their “natural” side, and just how much they like to suck cock, and we show them just how much we love getting our cocks sucked! It’s a brilliant deal when you think about it!

Stars: Jenny, Jack, Gina, Jacky, Neil Down, Phil Mycok

Granny Fun

Fan’s of British Granny porn should be in for a real treat with this. Sally Ann certainly knows how to dress to impress, and for an older bird her tits look stunning in her tight lingerie.

Scene 3 features some strap-on dildo fun!

When Kim goes mature, she doesn’t mess around! In “Granny Fun” we’re lucky enough to catch a glimpse of Kim with Sally Ann, a grey vixen with a cleanly shaven snatch. Sally isn’t your typical gran. When she’s not baking pies, she’s eating pussy!

Kim is all exciting and asks Sally Ann if she’s ready to be corrupted. They undress each other and enjoy sucking on each other’s tits. Then Kim goes to town eating Sally’s pussy and fingering it. A pink vibrator is used and then it’s Sally’s turn to munch out on Kim. Sally uses a purple toy on her. Next the strap-on is brought out and Kim fucks the hell out of her, doggy, missionary and Sally sits on it cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Sally agrees that she is corrupted now

Stars: Kim from Kim’s Amateurs, Sally Ann (British Granny)

Meow 34JJ’s World

Note – if you are turned off by fake orgasms, then this one won’t be for you. However, big busty british bbw’s and Leah Jayne almost make up for it. I could wank to that woman all day long.

Welcome to my world of Big Busty Babes. In this movie you will find me and four of my friends from the U.K. I thought it would be nice to show you a quaint Old English Pub with me as the barmaid, I cannot promise that you will get as lucky as this customer did. Leah Jayne and her friend Busty Cookie just cannot keep their hands off each other’s huge boobs and shaved pussy. Sexy Lucy is too hot to handle you will see what I mean as she plays with those tricky pussy lips of hers. I’m back again with my new purple toy this one reaches my clit and my g-spot at the same time! Simone Stephens dressed to impress unloads her massive juggs, need I say anymore Simone is a boobman’s dream. I think I look good in fishnet so I am sure your hard cocks will love this scene so make sure you don’t spoil anything while you enjoy this movie.

Stars: Lucy, Cookie, Leah Jayne, Simone Stephens, Meow 34JJ

One In The Pink 2

I knew Angel Long was a fucking dirty bitch, but this video blew me away. I swear, you don’t find girls this filthy every day. A serious contender for British Pornstar of the Year 2011. She may be a little full on hardcore for you… but if you fancy seeing a tight little British blonde being rimmed and fucked by a thick black cock, then this is your video!

UK Pure Girls love the thought of penetrating these filthy sluts with rock hard objects! Get ready as we take some of the finest porno babes in the UK and fuck them up, Pure Style! These tight pink pussys are ready for spunk, should we let them have it? There is a delightful amount of enticing threesomes and interracial action too. These UK Pure Girls really are willing to do just about anything!

Stars: Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence, Kerry Louise, Tia Layne, Leigh Logan, Rico Shades, Cate Harrington, Jay Romer, Paige Ashley, Stefan, Marco, Adam, Angel Long, Valery Summer

Have you watched any of these movies?

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She’s a new one on me. But maybe some of you already know her. This is Paige Ashley – or Ashley Page, or about one hundred other variations.

As far as I can tell, Paige Ashley started doing porn in 2007 and its been full on hardcore since day one. Good girl.

That’s not to say that Ashley (or Paige) hasn’t done lesbian, group and fetish scenes. Cus she has. And loads of them at that.

See all of Paige Ashley’s British porn films at Strictly Broadband

I’m not a massive fan of fake tits, but as DP Fanatics (where these pictures come from) is an Eastern European site, I guess fake tits and hardcore shoots go hand in hand.

French and German scenes are very distinct, and if you have been watching porn for as long as I have, you will spot an immediate difference between their porn and our Eastern European cousins.

Think Rocco Siffredi style hardcore and you won’t be far wrong.

I did enjoy watching this dirty bitch get all her holes stuffed. It’s a pity she didn’t keep her slutty outfit on a bit longer. I would have enjoyed seeing her take some dick whilst wearing that little black number.

Still, she certainly appears to enjoy the taste of a thick cock or three. Double penetrated and sucking a dick at the same time. Classy.

Sexy though, sure to make you hard.

Porn Parodies

One thing I have spotted a massive increase in lately is the release of porn parodies. I thought I would take a minute to show you a few for comedy value if nothing else.

You must be made of stone if a sexy cover like that doesn’t make your cock stand up…

(This one’s getting mad hype, but then Ashlynn Brooke is hot as fuck)

And continuing the Tiger Woods theme… Tiger’s Wood Cover (careful, has music) – I am not affiliated with that site in any way, buy and use at your own risk

Them crazy ass yanks eh? Until next time, cya.

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