I started a new feature last month where I listed 10 of the newest British Porn DVD’s released in August 2011.

In terms of views / traffic, the post was well received, clocking up an impressive amount of visitors. However, not a single person purchased any of the DVDs. Shock horror.

I had a think about this – I mean, I put quite a bit of effort into that post, so to think it missed the mark completely is pretty disappointing.

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often

But, not to be defeated, I have come up with a revised plan for porn posting success.

So I thought about it and I figure when I buy porn, whether by signing up to a website, buying an adult DVD or paying per minute on a VOD site, I want to see a preview and get a feel for what I am buying.

God knows there is enough shit porn out there. Video covers just aren’t enough.

The guy’s over at HotMovies.com – an American site, think a paid version of youporn or the like – realised that bloggers like me who are posting up their films want a little more than a cover shot we can find at any old site.

So they have started offering some pretty decent tools to help showcase their movies, which I have used for this post.

I have produced a 30 second trailer of each movie – sometimes 2 trailers if I really wanted to show off the film.

Which movie do I recommend?

Honestly, for me it’s a bit of a no brainer. By far and away my favourite movie of this month has to be: Young Harlots – Dirty Business.

The more eagle eyed or regular viewer will have spotted this was featured in my August porn DVD post, and yeah… I guess it’s technically not from September… but it fucking rocks and has the best sex and hottest British porn stars right now.

The production values are high, the costumes (plenty of schoolgirl fun) suit me to a tee, and the tease is as good as the filth. Even the acting’s half decent.

Oh yeah, and it has the super slutty Geordie pornstar Syren Sexton in it. Need I say more?

No one pays for porn anymore

But wait.

Why the fuck would I want to pay for porn when it’s all free on youporn?

Well if you want the latest British porn you have a few options:

1. Wait about 3-6 months and pray it turns up on a tube site
2. Download it as a torrent, if you have access to those sites
3. Borrow it off a perverted friend / colleague
4. Head on down to your local adult shop and buy it – presuming you even know the film exists
5. Watch it on the internet at your convenience via HotMovies.com – for a small fee

Now don’t get me wrong, DVD’s have their place. No one want’s to spend 10 minutes logging into a website, choosing a scene, waiting for it to buffer and only then beginning to enjoy watching the latest filth, with your partner sat quickly losing his/her mood as you fanny about with the mouse and keyboard.

If you are lucky enough to be watching porn on a regular basis with your partner, then do us all a favour and buy the DVD. You will thank me for that little tip later

But if you have the luxury of a quiet room/office, a few minutes to yourself for your own selfish pleasure and of course, you are horny as fuck at the very thought of watching the latest British sluts ravishing some horny fuckers cock, then get yourself over to HotMovies right now … oh and did I forget to mention, if you use my link you also get 20 minutes FREE with your first purchase?

Do As Your Told

The Pure Girls, and all girl production, brings to you a movie full of tease, temptation and ultimate pleasure. Set in a dark grimy cage, with dirty walls and only the sound of footsteps can be heard. The girls are being watched. But what happens next when they are caught fucking each other? The smell of sex in the room is left lingering. Can you smell it? This movie will leave you hardened and begging for more. So step inside the world of the pure girls and let them fuck you up.

Staring: Angel Long, Lolly Badcock, Michelle B, Isabelle Ice, Jay Romer, Leigh Logan

Sex Therapist 1

Neil Down and Phil Mycok are two sex therapists who receive constant requests from women across the country in need of assistance, whether it is to learn new techniques, satisfy a fantasy, or simply an excuse to fuck a stranger!

Scene One
Phoebe is a nurse at the local hospital, and after working long hours caring for others needs, she enlists the help of the sex therapist (Neil Down) to talk about her needs. After admitting she’s very lonely it’s not long until Neil has her fingering her tight pussy whilst sucking his cock. She moans loudly whilst Neil flicks his tongue over her clit, slipping it inside her to taste her sweet juices. They get into a 69er, with Neil fingering her ass before she takes over, slipping her own fingers inside. She works her tongue around his cock, taking it deep inside her throat and playing with its head. He then fucks her missionary before taking her from behind. She commands to be fucked harder, her tits bouncing with each pounding he gives her, making her moan even more. Next Phoebe is on the sofa using a vibrator on herself when Phil Mycok joins her and makes her moan using the toy on her before she rides his fuck stick on the floor. Neil takes over for an anal pounding and some double penetration with the vibrator, before a spit roast with both Neil and Phil to help finish her off, taking a facial and an ass splattering of spunk.

Scene Two
Belinda works in a bed shop, and ever since she caught a couple of customers fucking on a bed, she’s been encouraging others to do the same. Neil and Phil visit her to film a case study for other patients in the same predicament, and with so many beds to choose from, they jump in one and soon enough Belinda is taking Neil’s cock deep in her mouth. Neil repays the favor with a huge dildo fucking of her tiny shaven pussy. She then bounces up and down on his dick before being driven into from behind until he shoots a thick load over her face. Phil steps in and gently flicks his tongue over her clit, making her moan with pleasure as he does so. Belinda then goes down on his cock, making it grow harder all the time until he is ready to fuck her tight hole. He gives her a good hard fucking on the mattress before reaching his limit.

Scene Three
Heather is feeling under the weather, so the sex therapists pay her a home visit. Teaching her how to breathe through her nose better, Neil forces her head down onto his cock which she sucks like a pro. Once Neil is satisfied with that course of treatment, he moves on to slide a large dildo deep inside her pussy, making her moan loudly whilst she slips a finger in her ass. She plays with the dildo herself before being fucked from behind against the sofa, switching to ride him, bouncing up and down before taking a jizz load to the face. Then Phil takes over, licking her out and offering his cock for sucking before driving into her moist hole and fucking her ass hard, inducing a huge cumshot which lands on her chest.

Scene Four
Jenny has never reached penetrative orgasm, and really wants to see if it’s possible, so the sex therapists head round to offer a helping hand or two! Neil gets straight in there, licking her ass and pussy, getting it nice and moist before sliding in a dildo, with Jenny working her tongue over his cock with ease. He then fucks her in several positions, making her moan with pleasure as he thrusts from behind her. Phil joins in for a double cock sucking and spit roast ending in a butt covering cum shot.

Staring: Jenny, Heather, Belinda, Phoebe (i), Neil Down, Phil Mycok

Bust Lust 2

Horny little sluts love to get fucked hard and fast in this classy, whether you love small pert tits or huge bouncing mummeries, we have the ultimate in breast worship that will guarantee to satisfy any man’s boob fixation. Watch and be in awe of Gazzman’s Bust Lust 2.

Stars: John Strong, Tony De Sergio, Marco Banderas, Evanni Solei, Ally Style, Alexia Rae, Ella Milano, Lexi Bloom

Lara’s World Of Uniforms

Fan’s of Lara Latex (of which I am one) won’t be disappointed. A great video with some great scenes – and typical of Jim Slip, plenty of fingers in knickers fun.

Enter Lara’s World of Uniforms and see the UK’s favorite fetish models dressed to thrill! Leggy Lara and the stunning Holly Kiss are dressed in vintage RAF uniforms with seamed stockings in the stunning opening scene. You’ll be flying high and tugging on your joystick watching their erotic lovemaking.

Then Lee indulges his filthy fantasy of wife India dressing up in full riding outfit, complete with whip. Lara and India put on a girly show for him, and pretty soon he’s taking them both over the jumps! Leo has a fetish for old-fashioned 1950s nurse’s uniforms with starched white hats and aprons. As nurses Paige and Lara tend to his every need, we can see that his temperature’s not the only thing rising.

Matt enjoys an older woman/younger girl fantasy, with Lara as the headmistress and gorgeous Roemie dressed as a college girl. Then Matt steps in to give both the girls a lesson that they’ll never forget.

Finally, Lara’s old friends Jayce and Monty are pleased that Lara has decided upon being a naughty little French maid for them both. Lara is also pleased when the two well-hung guys give her a hard and deep spit roasting. If hot women in uniform float your boat, grab an oar and get rowing!

Stars: Lee, Leo Pops, Holly Kiss, Lara Latex, Jayce, Matt, Paige, Monty, India, Roemie Thompson

Young Harlots – Dirty Business

PICK OF THE POST

More devious adolescents have enrolled into the academy of Young Harlots with a newfound craving to fulfill – to seduce their perverted teachers into performing on their own porn website! These cunning Harlots are out to sell sex. Pretty young faces are squirted with white creamy cum, uniforms are ripped open to reveal pert round breasts, asses are stretched by huge man meats and no hole is left un-fucked. These sluts have learned and obeyed all the lessons taught and have graduated into fine whores. These business-minded sex kittens want your cocks hard for Young Harlots – Dirty Business.

Stars: Ivana, George Uhl, Rachel Evans, Clarke Kent, Zuzana Z., Syren Sexton, Megan Coxxx, Nataly Von, Danny D.

Just Girls Too

In this second edition of Pete’s “Just Girls” series, we’re treated to a collection of scenes starring only the top British porn stars! From solo scenes to down and dirty girl-girl sex sprinkled with some messy fetish play, all bases are covered!

Stars: Tammie Lee, Lolly Badcock, Cate Harrington, Shay Hendrix, Natalia X, Tara Sparx

Up Your Alley 1

These guys have taken a good few pointers from the Ben Dover crew, and sure enough there’s plenty of gonzo style porn on offer here.

However, I have included a clip here of the sort of time wasting bull shit that isn’t so bad on DVD but is fucking horrific when you are paying per minute. Expect to skip over the talky bull shit on this one, but the banging of obvious British hookers is quite entertaining when it gets going.

This is definitely up your alley mate! This movie features four… count ‘em – four smoking hotties that get smooth talked into the steamiest situations ever – and it has nothing to do with the bathhouse we visited, either! They show us their “natural” side, and just how much they like to suck cock, and we show them just how much we love getting our cocks sucked! It’s a brilliant deal when you think about it!

Stars: Jenny, Jack, Gina, Jacky, Neil Down, Phil Mycok

Granny Fun

Fan’s of British Granny porn should be in for a real treat with this. Sally Ann certainly knows how to dress to impress, and for an older bird her tits look stunning in her tight lingerie.

Scene 3 features some strap-on dildo fun!

When Kim goes mature, she doesn’t mess around! In “Granny Fun” we’re lucky enough to catch a glimpse of Kim with Sally Ann, a grey vixen with a cleanly shaven snatch. Sally isn’t your typical gran. When she’s not baking pies, she’s eating pussy!

Kim is all exciting and asks Sally Ann if she’s ready to be corrupted. They undress each other and enjoy sucking on each other’s tits. Then Kim goes to town eating Sally’s pussy and fingering it. A pink vibrator is used and then it’s Sally’s turn to munch out on Kim. Sally uses a purple toy on her. Next the strap-on is brought out and Kim fucks the hell out of her, doggy, missionary and Sally sits on it cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Sally agrees that she is corrupted now

Stars: Kim from Kim’s Amateurs, Sally Ann (British Granny)

Meow 34JJ’s World

Note – if you are turned off by fake orgasms, then this one won’t be for you. However, big busty british bbw’s and Leah Jayne almost make up for it. I could wank to that woman all day long.

Welcome to my world of Big Busty Babes. In this movie you will find me and four of my friends from the U.K. I thought it would be nice to show you a quaint Old English Pub with me as the barmaid, I cannot promise that you will get as lucky as this customer did. Leah Jayne and her friend Busty Cookie just cannot keep their hands off each other’s huge boobs and shaved pussy. Sexy Lucy is too hot to handle you will see what I mean as she plays with those tricky pussy lips of hers. I’m back again with my new purple toy this one reaches my clit and my g-spot at the same time! Simone Stephens dressed to impress unloads her massive juggs, need I say anymore Simone is a boobman’s dream. I think I look good in fishnet so I am sure your hard cocks will love this scene so make sure you don’t spoil anything while you enjoy this movie.

Stars: Lucy, Cookie, Leah Jayne, Simone Stephens, Meow 34JJ

One In The Pink 2

I knew Angel Long was a fucking dirty bitch, but this video blew me away. I swear, you don’t find girls this filthy every day. A serious contender for British Pornstar of the Year 2011. She may be a little full on hardcore for you… but if you fancy seeing a tight little British blonde being rimmed and fucked by a thick black cock, then this is your video!

UK Pure Girls love the thought of penetrating these filthy sluts with rock hard objects! Get ready as we take some of the finest porno babes in the UK and fuck them up, Pure Style! These tight pink pussys are ready for spunk, should we let them have it? There is a delightful amount of enticing threesomes and interracial action too. These UK Pure Girls really are willing to do just about anything!

Stars: Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence, Kerry Louise, Tia Layne, Leigh Logan, Rico Shades, Cate Harrington, Jay Romer, Paige Ashley, Stefan, Marco, Adam, Angel Long, Valery Summer

Have you watched any of these movies?

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It’s official. The results are in and a winner has been chosen. It’s been a real tough competition this year. I narrowed it down to a list of 9 girls who have been massively active in 2010.

Then I figured nine was too many, so I refined it to five. And that top five is as follows:

5. Daryl Morgan

Daryl Morgan has been HUGELY popular on this site almost from day 1. Right now, the last post I did on Daryl has over 23480 views.

It’s really not hard to see why Daryl is so popular:

• Gorgeous model perfect looks – check
• Amazing curves – check
• Looks 100% delicious in lingerie – check
• Gok Wan style Fabulous Bangers – check check check

Only number five though? Well, without a true site to call her own and a lack of hardcore material, I genuinely can’t push her up any further. Not with the girls in the top four.

Sorry Daryl – if you are reading, which I assume you are – but with your new site in the pipeline for 2011, hopefully next year will mean we get to see more of you – and I don’t just mean on Bang Babes.

4. Brooke Little

Ahhhh Brooke Little. How much do I fancy this girl? Quite a lot apparently. Let’s have a look see exactly why:

• Amazing boobies
• Makes lingerie look devine
• Super cute girl-next-door looks
• Has done a number of online video shoots

Wait a minute, she sounds just like a blonde Daryl Morgan, does she not? Well, Brooke has a few plus points.

The first – Brooke has her own porn site.
The second – Brooke has appeared on a lot more sites than Daryl this year.
The third – didn’t I mention I fancied Brooke?

Still, only in fourth this year as she hasn’t done anything harder than Softcore. Boo.

3. Lolly Badcock

One of the horniest girls to ever grace the industry, and might I say, one of the fittest too.

Lolly has been on the UK adult chat channels constantly this year. She has also launched a hardcore site, shot her first anal scene (that wasn’t with her boyfriend) and been an out-and-out horny filth pot.

I have managed to pull together a good selection of pic sets of Lolly – spanning from her 18 year old early scenes to the current high strength, high intensity filth that she does today.

She isn’t a big boobed, big arsed blonde… the type that normally floats my boat. Infact, she is the complete opposite, a toned pert boobed brunette.

But when it comes to British girls that know how to make British guys cum, and cum hard, you will never go wrong with Lolly Badcock. A bit like…

2. Lady Sonia

You can’t go wrong with a bit of Lady Sonia. If this was a poll for Best British Porn Paysite of 2010, Lady Sonia would win. It would be a close call between Lady Sonia and Only Tease, but Lady Sonia is definitely hardcore, and in this poll that gives plus points.

I have enjoyed Lady Sonia and her posh lady chums for what seems like years now. And every year that site gets better and better. The management team there know exactly what their members want and they deliver time and time again.

I don’t need to say too much about Lady Sonia – as I have said it all before quite a few times. Sonia is gorgeous, a true MILF and the team over there are top notch.

But now, it’s been a long time coming but I hope you are in agreement.

*drum roll please*

Ladies and Gentlemen, please get wet / hard in appreciation of PornstarBritish’s Pornstar of 2010, Ms…

1. Syren Sexton

I am ashamed to say I had never heard of Ms Sexton until August this year. How embarrassing.

So I took it upon myself to get educated. And was I ever glad I did. Syren Sexton is one filthy girl, and I fucking love her.

A combination of Geordie accent, slutty good looks and an alarmingly filthy personality make her impossible to beat. And the best bit is, I just found out about her. So plenty of enjoyment still to be had with Syren.

Honestly, who knew girls this hot did porn?

Enjoy your Christmas guys and girls. I have a few updates between now and New Years, so check back if you want your fill of the best British porn.

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If I’m being 100% honest, I don’t usually go for redheads. But Lara Lee – for me – looks sexier as a redhead than the times I have seen her blonde. Or maybe it’s just because this shoot is so fucking sexy.

I can’t describe this pic of Lara Lee without using the words ‘dirty‘ and ‘slut‘. If that pic doesn’t get you horny, then I guess you should stop reading right now.

Still with me?

Excellent.

Because you are in for a real treat.

Lara Lee Fantasy

Just imagine you are behind Lara Lee as she is bent over in front of you on your sofa, ready for your hard cock. Her lovely round bottom is spread just enough to expose her sexy arse hole and her tiny thong barely covers her freshly shaven pussy. You know she is already wet and you can’t wait to slide your dick in her fanny as you pull her pigtails and make her squeel like a little piggy as you fuck her from behind.

This video is a relatively old one by the fast moving standards of online porn. I (re)spotted it as I wanked my way through the archives at Real Couples. I subscribe to a single porn site every month – usually rotating my way through my stalwart fav’s such as Lady Sonia, Busty Britain and Only Tease (or DDF if I am feeling the need for a bit of Euro filth). Real Couples is definitely one of my all time fav sites though. Let me explain why.

I like British sex – as you probably do too, if you are one of the regulars here. And I like the idea of real people fucking and letting me watch their sex tape. And that is exactly what I get at Real Couples.

Sure, some of them are well known UK / British porn stars, but that doesn’t mean these videos are big budget porn films. Not at all. These are the videos shot in their own homes. In their bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchens and conservatories. And because these couples actually like each other, rather than just on a pay-per-fuck basis, the sex is miles better. It has a very real feel too it.

Don’t Get Cheated On

I often wonder before I first join a site whether it will be any good inside.

I have joined sites in the past from some small companies that have left me feeling ripped off and cheated. I chalk them up to experience and move on – swiftly.

Maybe that’s why I stick with my old, reliable favourites. Because I know these sites deliver.

One thing that a good site will do is let you peak inside their member’s area. If they have nothing to hide, why wouldn’t they? And you can do so with Real Couples – click here to do so.

Check out all their video updates just like paying members do, only you can’t watch them on the preview page. What you CAN do is check out each couple on the updates page and watch a 1 minute preview trailer and see some of the photos from the shoot. It did everything I needed (the first time I joined) to convince me I was getting what I thought I would get.

Just to give you an idea of some of the other British pornstars on Real Couples, there is:

• Lauren Langley (as Jessica)
• Michelle Thorne
• Lolly Badcock (but of course)
• Poppy Morgan
• Natalie Heck
• Sexy mature British pornstar Lara Latex and Jim Slip

The Jim Slip and Lara Latex video alone was worth the price of admission for me. I love seeing girls getting fingered with their knickers still on. Throw in a see through white thong and a schoolgirl outfit and I am in heaven.

Don’t be mistaken though. These may be real couples but that doesn’t mean it’s crappy home made shot-on-an-iphone porn. No sir. There are some viewer submitted vids but the vast majority is professionally shot by one of the UK’s most prolific porn producers – One Eyed Jack.

Download and Keep

Almost every update features a photoset as well as a hot video. Photos are high in quality and are available in zip files to download. Videos are also in extremely high quality and the newer ones are in HD. (Hey, this site goes back to 2003 – way before HD cameras were available).

Video formats include iPod/iPhone, WMV, MPG, MP4, and flash. There are screencaps as well and detailed backstories for every couples.

So yep, that’s how I have spent my Easter weekend. A wank-a-thon with Real Couples. Oh – and it would be just plain rude of me to not mention the latest video features my favourite British porn babe – Cate Harrington. With Cate on the site, it would be rude of me NOT to sign up!

Enjoy the rest of your Easter break, I know I will. And if you want to enjoy Real Couples, then click here now!

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Love them or loathe them, tube sites are here to stay. I have found a new way to use Tube sites to find exactly the kind of British porn I am after. It’s so simple, you are doing it already

The fact is, tube sites are the best place to find free porn right now on the internet. Unless you like pictures of course. Tube sites have amassed a ton of porn, sorted and categorised it, and presented it to us with little video previews. And all that for free. What’s not to love?

Well the key word is free. Free means a lot of things, but free can be bad as well as good. So why the hell do I think you should pay money to see porn online? The fact is, I don’t think you should pay. Well, not for everything. Let me explain.

You have to know what you like. Tube sites are great for giving you a wide range of choice and for helping you find out what you like to watch. You’re here reading this blog, so like me, you must like British porn, featuring British Pornstars.

SHOW ME THE FRESH, NEW VIDEOS

If you are like me, then once you find something you like, you want to see more of it. So you start searching tube after tube for more British Pornstars. Only you can’t find anything new. Each tube has the same old videos you have seen at every other tube. There is a reason for this.

It all goes back to the tube sites being in bed with each other. The only way you can consistantly get the newest British porn videos is directly from the guys who are producing it. This is good for a number of reasons.

You are helping the British adult industry, you are keeping more and more British porn being made, and you’re encouraging a wider variety of porn than you have ever had access too before. And you will be able to download it the second it becomes available.

But that isn’t the biggest reason for me personally. That is still to come. I will reveal my biggest reason tomorrow, don’t miss it!

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Lolly Badcock.

Where do I even begin?

Probably one of the most well known of all British Pornstars of the modern age, and yet up until now she has stayed mostly softcore and almost entirely based in the UK.

Softcore, I hear you say? Pah!

Well softcore can be extremely sexy if done right, but I thought I would also let you guys know that Lolly now has a full on hardcore website now too!

For years the only place to see Lolly take hard cock was on a really old, over watched video or those photo’s she did with her ex-husband. Since they split up, she has pretty much done everything that she always wanted to do in porn, but her husband wouldn’t allow it.

So what can you expect now from Lolly Badcock?

• Deepthroat blowjobs
• Double penetrations
• FFM female-female-male threesomes
• MMF 3 way hardcore male-male-female threesomes
• FFF 3some hard lesbian scenes
• FFFM Foursomes (3 girls a guy!)
• Gangbangs
• Interracial hardcore
• Rough fucking
• Anal (yes, you read that right)

So erm… yeah, she has taken being dirty and ramped it up several notches. Now you can see Lolly Badcock at her most fucking filthy!

There has never been a better case of bad girl gone badder.

Plus, she looks just like one of my mates wives. Back of the net.

Enjoy!

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Delta White is a stunning ‘blonde’ babe (well dyed blonde) – of that, there is no doubt. She is however, not your classical British pornstar. For a start off, she has the well toned, perfect body of your more American type pornstar. I don’t hold that against her, appeal to the broadest market, especially if you’re natural stunning.

I wanted to post this picture set up to show off Delta. Some of you guys may have seen her before and maybe not realised she is British. I can’t find a great deal of info on Delta sadly, but what I do know is she has a very ‘punk’ look about her in all her pics / films, and she certainly doesn’t mind a bit of hardcore boy/girl action.

I hope you like her! More of her to come if you do.

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Welcome to the new look British Pornstars blog. I got so pissed off running the old site, being unable to show you anything but the same old pictures you will have seen on millions of other sites that I decided to change it up a bit and bring you the best of British Porn in a different way.

You can expect to see all the best British Pornstars here, pros like:

• Lolly Badcock
• Alicia Rhodes
• Faye Rampton
• Sandie Caine
• Cathy Barry
• Alexis May
• Poppi Morgan

and many, many others! I will even put in some of the big name male British pornstars as well, after all they deserve a bit of credit

So, enjoy Lolly and come back soon for more hot British pornstars!

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