I gotta be honest with you, before I touch on (god, if only) that stunning cleavage shot of the delightful Cate Harrington, I really must talk about Cate’s new fringe.

Now I need to be careful and watch my words, as the last thing I want to do is upset another model. It seems like all the rage these past few years for girls to get a big fringe. And it always takes me a long time to get used to it.

On Cate though, I think her new fringe looks sexy as hell. It certainly makes her look more grown up, definitely not the usual teeny image so often portrayed in porn shoots. This is more of classy, 20-something look that would go down a treat in your office at work. Sat staring at Cate whilst you are blindly tap-tap-tapping on your computer and struggling to resist the urge for some covert fap-fap-fapping in the toilet.

I know this site is from the guys of Only Tease, so you aren’t going to get to see Cate finger fucking herself once she has stripped for you, but by God that won’t stop you thinking about it. The pictures are so high quality here as well that you really don’t need to think too hard for that fantasy to become reality – if only in your head.

Anyway, enough yapping, I am off to play a bit more Super Mario Galaxy 2. Cya

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For those of you who don’t know this stunning mature British pornstar, let me introduce Lady Sonia.

This candid shot of Lady Sonia at the petrol station has just been sent to me by a reader of my Lady Sonia Updates Blog – and what an amazing find. Just look at those nipples under that sexy white summer dress.

I bet the petrol station lad got the hard on of his life when he served her. It must be like all you’re dreams have come through to serve a stunning milf without her bra on with tits that good. Lucky bastard.

Want to see more of Lady Sonia? Check out her official site by clicking here.

Anyway, it’s still far to hot to be on the computer, so I’m off to enjoy yet another beer and finish off the last of the bbq.

Let’s hope this heatwave continues again in 5 days time for the bank holiday!

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I am sure you all know the score with Ben Dover – one of the biggest household names in British porn. Like me you have probably been watching his stuff since you first discovered porn (online or off).

I was just searching around on Ben Dover’s internet website for some pics to post up here for you lot. I often check around the sites quite a bit before I exchange my cash for internet porn. I mean, no doubt if you can be arsed looking hard enough, you can probably find it for free. Fortunately I am not a complete cheap skate and I have the luxury of getting great porn in an easy to use manner when I want it.

Why Free Porn Isn’t Good For Free Porn

Whoops, ranting a bit there. It just bugs me that the one thing everyone wants is brand new, instant free porn. But if you give away the great stuff for free, the producers wont be making enough money to keep making the porn we all love so much.

And also, if you want the best newest British porn, simply put you have to pay – whether on the adult channels on sky, sextstation style phone lines, in magazines or online. The newest stuff just isn’t very easy to find and download for free, for people like you and me.

So anyway, back to Ben Dover. With his gonzo style of porn shooting and his average British girls is a sure winner for Britporn fans. Pornstars in the UK just aren’t the same as they are Stateside. It’s just not as glamourous an industry over here. Sadly.

Just check out this video (go to ‘Preview’ on the page and it’s the video Georgette and Tamzin) – it reminds me of that TV show Balls of Steel. In public / broad daylight, he has two slappers dressed up and washing cars with their big saggy boobs flopping all over the windscreen. Imagine if you were the car in front – you wouldn’t know what the hell to do with yourself. Just pray the wife isn’t in the car sat next to you I guess.

And he cheekily fondles the girls tits whilst sat at a traffic light. Haha. Epic.

Post Wank Crazy Picture of the Week

And once you’re done enjoying another fine wank courtesy of PornstarBritish.com, check out this ridiculous pic I found when searching google images for ‘Balls of Steel’ for the pics for this post.

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What better way to start your weekend (especially if you are suffering from Election overload) than with the boobs of Brook Little.

Wearing a tiny blue Wicked Weasel bikini that makes her enormous paps look even bigger than normal – and oh fuck me, check out the shot with a tiny bit of Brook’s dark nipple flesh is poking out the side of her bikini top…. nom nom nom

Yes, Brook Little nude or in her bikini, either way is fine by me. With the body and looks of an angel, to me she is one of the hottest British teen pornstars around today.

I could spend hours between Brook’s legs. She is absolutely fucking devine.

I just wish I could find a DVD or a website where Brook Little does hardcore. If any of you know, let me know too! Share the love

But until then, you can enjoy this Big Boob Teenies site from one of the UK’s up-and-coming pornography studios.

Right, im off to enjoy Brook Little’s tits some more.

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With a hot slutty British pornstar like Amber Leigh coming second in my list of five fuckable fatties, I had to find someone to top her – and find someone I did.

Ladies and Gents, let me introduce you to Leah Jayne and her absolutely massive all natural 38HH rack.

Big Natural Beauty

Of all the big beautiful women on the web, for me Leah Jayne is number one in every way. And here are a five reasons why:

• She is British
• She looks sexy yet extremely slutty
• Every video and picture set featuring Leah Jayne is absolutely filthy
• Lesbian, Boy/Girl hardcore, Threesomes and a huge appetite for cum
• She has a sexy fat fanny to die for

Everyone has their guilty little secrets.

Let Leah Jayne be yours.

Plump Schoolgirl Video

With over three hours of videos (12 seperate vids in total) and over 800 pictures you will definitely get your fatty fuckable fill with Leah Jayne.

My personal recommendation is the schoolgirl video she shot (a hardcore boy girl vid) that’s exclusive to Busty Britain – as in fact all the videos on the site are.

If the site of Leah Jayne’s fat ass bent over in a tiny tartan skirt doesn’t get you going I suggest you unplug your computer right now and have a long chat with yourself.

Leah Jayne is a fat dirty slag.

It sounds like an insult. It’s not.

It’s a compliment.

After all – this is porn.

And Leah Jayne and Busty Britain are British porn at it’s finest.

Enjoy! And have a great bank holiday wankathon weekend whatever you’re up too. Me personally, I’m going to investigate the inside of my wife’s arse with my cock.

Bank Holiday Bonus: click here for four free teaser movies of Leah Jayne fingering her fat cunt

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At number two on our countdown list of five fuckable fatties is the curvy lesbian duo of Michelle Monaghan and Angel.

And because I am feeling ever so generous tonight, this update contains four Busty Britain videos of Michelle Monaghan and Angel in sexy lesbian action.

I am sure many of you will know of Michelle Monaghan with her impressive 32G sized boobies and her love of dildos and lesbian sex.

So instead, I will concentrate on Angel. Well, they call her Angel at Busty Britain but she is better known as Amber Lee or Amber Leigh in the wider porn world.

Most recently I saw Amber Leigh in the film Pervertz. A film with a title I am sure we can all relate too. But it’s actually a really hot film – storyline driven (losely) and very fetishy. Lots of rubber and kinky shit. I enjoyed it, not the best but different and enjoyable.

Anywho – back to Busty Britain.

You can expect to see Amber Leigh / Angel in hot boy/girl hardcore action in photos and videos.

One of the main reasons I love her scenes so much is she keeps most of her clothes on throughout. Sounds a bit weird right? Well, personally I find curvey girls look a damn site sexier with their clothes on. It adds to the mystery / fantasy.

Plus it makes her look like 1000x sluttier. Always a good thing.

If you do get the chance – check out her earliest video entitled ‘Busty Babes Hard Fucking Workout‘ – a nice round girl in stockings taking a hard cock and an on-tits-cumshot. Awesome.

Enjoy the free videos and don’t forget to check back tomorrow to see who is my number one choice. Let me know if you agree or disagree with any of these girls. Some of the comments so far have made me laugh my ass off. You tight bastards!

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Day 3 of my Five Fuckable Fatties series and it’s time to introduce Teri Fox.

You may well recognise Teri Fox if – like me – you watch the odd adult telephone chat channel on Sky – one of the bang babes type shows. Teri is often found on those shows late at night, teasing us viewers with her massive 32J norks.

And what better way is there to get access to Teri Fox in your own time, rather than when her TV schedule dictates, than to see her at Busty Britain.

Just look at this plump slapper in her sexy schoolgirl uniform. I remember a few girls in my senior year who had nice tits, but Teri’s are something else. All the boys would have been after her with those massive baps.

OK, so she isn’t absolutely stunning, but she definitely has that sexy look about her. Actually no, she definitely has that filthy look about her. You know the sort – the kind of girl you know enjoys a long hard fuck. And wouldn’t you just love to give it to her.

She even brings her spanking paddle to class. I wouldn’t mind seeing that big arse rippling as it’s slapped repeatedly. I bet she squeels like a little piggy with every stroke.

Just look at how she bends over the desk – is she ready for the paddle or something else?

I wouldn’t mind slipping my fingers under her skirt and in to her knickers, tickling her wet cunt and rubbing my thumb over her tight arse hole.

And when she is good and ready for a hard fucking, I would make her wait a little longer as I fucked those large 32J baps of hers.

She would fucking love it.

Watch this dirty bitch on video now at Busty Britain.

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Following on from yesterdays post featuring the gorgeous Mellie D in at number 5, today we move on to number four in our chart, Trudi Stephens.

Trudi Stephens is exactly the type of mature woman you fantasised about as a kid. Maybe she reminds you of your friends hot mum. Maybe now she reminds you of your friends hot wife!

Your Ideal Older Woman

Trudi is exactly what you want in an older woman. She’s sexy, has an air of sophistication about her yet you know she is a total slut in the sack. In real life she is exactly the sort of big boobed bird you wish your wife was.

With massive 34J cup boobs she certainly fills out her evening dress. Imagine taking her to your high school reunion.

“Yes – this is my wife, I get to tit fuck these bad boys whenever I please”

… god if only, right?

Mature British Hardcore

Unlike Mellie D yesterday who only went up to hard lesbian shoots, Trudi Stephens does full boy girl hardcore. Excellent. There is nothing as satisifying as seeing a mature slut with a mouth full of cum.

Oh and Trudi does anal too. Just thought I would throw that in there.

And you can see Trudi in full on hardcore British anal sex at Busty Britain. In fact as she has now quit porn (as of 2009, only a two year career in total), Busty Britain is one of the few places to see Trudi Stephens hardcore work.

Office Fantasy

Imagine you are on a night out with your work colleagues. It’s getting late and you have all had a bit too much to drink. One of the guys wives is well on her way and she has been flirting with you all night. She doesn’t care about her husband, he has been flirting with his secretary all night and she wants to get her own back.

You have been chatting her up, after all, you’re a big fan of busty birds. And especially keen to bag yourself a Mrs Robinson fuck.

Dressed in her short black PVC miniskirt, white hold up stockings and a tight white top that only accentuates her big boobs, it doesn’t take a genius to work out what’s on her mind.

Or yours.

You whisper in her ear that maybe you should head back to a hotel nearby. All Trudi does is smile, makes sure no one is looking and grabs your hand to head outside.

From getting in the cab to getting in to your room seems like a huge blur, all you remember is getting your dick stroked on the back seat as the taxi driver watched in his rear view mirror. It’s amazing he didn’t crash, he watched her hand on your cock more than he did the road!

Bedroom Whore

But now you’re both in the bedroom, Trudi becomes her true self. A true slut would be the best way to describe her. Climbing on the bed, she spreads her legs exposing her cunt lips. No knickers here. Hardly surprising, but you wouldn’t have mind pocketing them for a cheeky sniff later on.

Her chunky thighs lead right up to her meaty cunt lips. She is begging to be licking, sucked and ultimately fucked, you know your are in for the night of your life. And in case you forgot – this dirty bitch enjoys anal!

What happens next is for you alone to enjoy.

I have made a promise (if only to myself) not to repeat any of the Busty Britain girls in my list of 5 fabulous fatty fucks, so expect to see three more new girls over the next three days.

If you want a quick heads up one who might be coming, check out the featured girls at Busty Britain. See if you pick the ones I do. I would love to hear from you whether you agree or disagree.

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I really should update this blog more often. Quality not quantity though right? Well, that’s my philosophy.

Anyway, a few of you guys have been asking to see more BBW’s. Well, everyone enjoys a bit of chub every now and again. I sure do.

So for the next five posts this week, expect to see my favourite five fat girls. In ascending order. That’s of how hot I think they are, not in terms of size. And I have no interest in super sized BBW slobs either, so don’t be getting any ideas of seeing Jabba The Hut here.

Starting off and straight in at number five is the sultry brunette Brit babe Mellie D. With her 32G whoppers and trimmed puffy pussy lips just ready to be sucked and licked, it’s hard not to want to stick your dick between her tits and order her to frig herself off whilst your pump away.

Mellie D has tons of galleries and movies inside Busty Britain. You only get to see her getting up to hardcore lesbian action though (no male hardcore here). Maybe if we saw her getting a dick up her fat arse she might be higher up the list.

As it is, I still would love to finger her cunt whilst she is wearing those sexy costumes. Definitely a top draw wank here.

It’s always nice to see lesbians as well, as in this case you get a freebie off the slutty fatty babe Cherry.

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I better start off by saying I am not a huge fan of twitter. I don’t have hours to wade through 100 posts about a D-List celebrities cat, and I bet you don’t either. That’s why I have concocted this fine list of 6 pornstars worth following – and these guys and girls actually have something worth saying. So without further ado, here we go.

@sophiedee – Sophie Dee
Carmarthen’s hottest export and one of the hottest big arses in porn right now. If you don’t know Sophie, you must have been hiding under a rock. A porn free rock.

As she is so hot over the pond, you will normally find Sophie Dee on the bigger American sites like Bang Bros’ Ass Parade and also in loads of adult movies.

Sophie also tweets to her fans on twitter, so you can chat with her directly. And on top of that, she often posts some self-shot-photos of her tits. Win.

(Pic courtesy of Club Sophie Dee)

@lollytweets – Lolly Badcock
Yes that’s right that filthy bitch off the TV (that would be bang babes). Lolly let’s you know about her times on the TV so you can tune in and crack one off on schedule

There seems to be three Lolly Badcock’s on twitter though, so who knows which is the real Lolly? I think this one is a marketing effort, and this one is well out of date… so who knows?

@Sonia_Hotwife – Lady Sonia
Find out about all the shoots Sonia and her husband Charles are working on for their porn website.

Also get a glimpse in to the life of a millionairess.

Tell me you wouldn’t love to pull her knickers aside and have your way with her whilst she is tied up like that. Gorgeous.

(Pic courtesy of LadySonia.com)

@cateharringtonX – Cate Harrington
Well it would be rude not too
(Pic courtesy of Only-Tease)

@xlucyxlovex – Lucy Love
I can’t find a decent pic of Lucy – though her twitter background is very sexy. She has a nice plump rump that I certainly wouldn’t mind exploring. And she likes to talk to her fans and post up some

@annaarrowsmith – Anna Arrowsmith (Anna Span)
I’m not going to get all politcal here, but I am sure you have heard about the Lib Dem Candidate who was / is a porn producer? Well, this is she.

Personally I don’t like having politics rammed down my throat, but the Lib Dems are certainly the most porn friendly party (being liberal and all) and she makes some women friendly pornography that has won a lot of awards.

Like this…

And as far as these sorts of things go, where you would expect a ‘now why don’t you follow me’ request, well – not here. All I do is follow and read. And let people know about my cat occasionally.

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