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Skinny British Bang Babe Ella

British Pornstars Blog — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 20:56:40 +0000

The stats don’t lie. A lot of guys find this site when the search Google for Bang Babes. Which just goes to show that it’s not just me who is a complete late night perv.

Picture the scene, it’s gone midnight, you have to be up for work at 7am the next morning but you are horny. What do you do? What do YOU do? What the fuck, the Mrs is in bed, the kids are asleep, time for a crafty wank over channel 915. (I had to Google the channel number – and I got it wrong, I just know you go to 101 and start hitting down on the sky+ remote).

There are entire forums dedicated to the hardcore late night UK softcore fans lusting after their babe of choice (mine’s Alex Adams by the way).

So I figure I would pander to the whims of the Google masses and post up another Bang Babe.

Here is the skinny with a hint-of-muffin-top babe Ella. I’m all about the chunkier birds personally, so I had to choose one with a slight roundness.

Anyway, enjoy!

Newcastle Babe Lexi Ward

British Pornstars Blog — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:45:42 +0000

Not sure how I have come this far and never done a post on Lexi Ward. You may well have seen Lexi on adult night time chat shows like Sex Station. Well online (And on video) she gets to show you everything she can only talk about on UK TV.

Lexi is a Geordie girl, just like Syren Sexton. Personally I don’t think her accent is that strong, and one of the best bits about Geordie girls is the accent. A bit like Scouse girls really. The accent makes them sexier.

Did a quick search on ‘Geordie Girls’ on google image search just now for some pics for this post. Thought this one was pretty fucking epic:

The thing I love about Lexi Ward the most though is that she reminds me of a filthy hairdresser. The sort of girl who talks filth to you whilst shes snipping away at your bonce, teasing you, letting you know she is an absolute slut and giving you a raging rod on, and then finishing the cut, whipping off that weird hairdresser apron they put on you, and exposing your stiff cock straining at your trouser zip.

Ok, maybe thats just my little fantasy. But watch the teaser clip and see if you agree

Anyway check it out, it’s scene three – this movie also features Syren Sexton. A real corker for fans of girls talking dirty.

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Blonde Blackpool Babe Katie Kay

British Pornstars Blog — Sat, 29 May 2010 15:54:58 +0000

I’ve just upset a pornstar I am following on twitter by telling her I thought her profile pic made her look fat. I thought I was giving some helpful feedback, but she didn’t see it that way.

Hopefully she has accepted my apology. I guess tactfulness isn’t my strong point. I just say what I see. If you know me, you know it’s never meant maliciously.

Anyway, hopefully Katie Kay won’t be angry at me for posting this chav inspired pic from her sexy sets at Suburban Amateurs. It’s just porn at the end of the day. Fantasy. Nothing more.

Katie Kay can often be seen on the Sky TV channels like Bang Babes, Sex Station and such like. And as you would expect from working on live TV channels, Katie Kay is something of a natural in front of the camera.

So if you get a chance – and you have a few reddies to spare – check her out in her ‘Stocking Filth’ video at Suburban Amateurs. It’s worth the price of admission alone.

It’s not often you get to enjoy porn where the girl has a Lancashire accent. Eeeeee wippets and flat caps.

I think we have a definite contender for my favourite British pornstar of 2010.

Katie Kay is fit, filthy and fun, just how I like them. Check her out at Suburban Amateurs right now.

Five Fuckable Fatties At Busty Britain (Part 3)

British Pornstars Blog — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 22:15:59 +0000

Day 3 of my Five Fuckable Fatties series and it’s time to introduce Teri Fox.

You may well recognise Teri Fox if – like me – you watch the odd adult telephone chat channel on Sky – one of the bang babes type shows. Teri is often found on those shows late at night, teasing us viewers with her massive 32J norks.

And what better way is there to get access to Teri Fox in your own time, rather than when her TV schedule dictates, than to see her at Busty Britain.

Just look at this plump slapper in her sexy schoolgirl uniform. I remember a few girls in my senior year who had nice tits, but Teri’s are something else. All the boys would have been after her with those massive baps.

OK, so she isn’t absolutely stunning, but she definitely has that sexy look about her. Actually no, she definitely has that filthy look about her. You know the sort – the kind of girl you know enjoys a long hard fuck. And wouldn’t you just love to give it to her.

She even brings her spanking paddle to class. I wouldn’t mind seeing that big arse rippling as it’s slapped repeatedly. I bet she squeels like a little piggy with every stroke.

Just look at how she bends over the desk – is she ready for the paddle or something else?

I wouldn’t mind slipping my fingers under her skirt and in to her knickers, tickling her wet cunt and rubbing my thumb over her tight arse hole.

And when she is good and ready for a hard fucking, I would make her wait a little longer as I fucked those large 32J baps of hers.

She would fucking love it.

Watch this dirty bitch on video now at Busty Britain.

Bangbabe Candy First Night Fanny Flash

British Pornstars Blog — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:26:36 +0000

It’s a sorry state of affairs when this constitutes a fanny flash on British TV.

This is Candy on her debut night at Sky TV’s Bang Babes.

For those of you who don’t know what Bang Babes is, let me explain briefly. Nightly on UK TV, there are channels on digital / sky / cable that show hot girls (and some, erm, not so hot girls) gyrating around and rubbing their legs(?) suggestively so you can ring in an have phone sex with them. Click here to get a better idea of what I mean. However on normal TV it’s less hardcore than what you will see at this link.

So, even though 99.999% of the people watching are horny guys just back from the pub – or – other equally horny guys knocking one out whilst their wives and girlfriends are in bed upstairs, the TV censors go a bit ape shit when the slightest hint of pussy is shown. Surely that’s the point of the channel? Is anyone actually watching for any other reason than to wank themselves senseless then turn off and go to bed?

Anyway, I have another nudey bang babe coming up next. So stay tuned.